My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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