they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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