By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My dick has a subreddit
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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