I skipped work to stalk him.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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