come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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