Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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