who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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