apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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