Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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