yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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