that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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