So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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