who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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