The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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