no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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