I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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