And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
foreskin is a definite game changer
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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