need another drink. this is the easiest way
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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