i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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