The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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