He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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