Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
