i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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