It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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