butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My first STD was from a foam party
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize