Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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