Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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