I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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