i think my mom watched the whole time
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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