After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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