North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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