i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
