Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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