I'm drive I can fine osifer
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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