he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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