I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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