Sponge bath it is.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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