Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you had me at cake vodka
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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