Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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