none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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