Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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