Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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