I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
nutella sex= disaster
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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