So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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