he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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