this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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