I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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