Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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