the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.