idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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