You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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