Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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