I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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