Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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