does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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